Wouldn't it Just Figure
So tonight's the night.
The spouse has been sweet and kind and looking forward to it. He promised candles, kids asleep!, a romantic atmosphere...just like those first times.
And wouldn't you know it, I've picked up a stomach virus from Child #2. How sexy is that? Instead of looking forward to the evening, I'm spending the day in my pjs and barely moving.
At least I can get a backrub tonight.
If this is a joke, I'm afraid I fail to see the humor in the punchline.
Refu'ah shelaimah!!